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He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal complainer who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The complainer watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the complainer. "He can't swim."
*source: huntingjokes.thejokeindex.com
The duck hunting tradition continues
this weekend at the Sall Farm.
It seems Sall was unable to manage a gun and a camera
during the opening weekend,
but I will try to get some photos
of the bounty
and the new plucker!
Stay tuned....
8 comments:
thanks for the laugh!!! :)
Very good. Had a good chuckle. My dad and I used to duck hunt we had a bird dog as well she was a Hungarian Vizsla They are great hunting dogs and wonderful family dogs as well not to many people know of this breed but it is an old breed ! Have a wonderful day !
Good one! :-)
Can't wait to see that duck plucker and how it works!
Always a critic in every crowd, lol. Can't swim....love it.
You've been very busy, Lisa, I've just caught up with your posts and I'm tired 'virtually' following you around.
A duck plucker? This sounds interesting. I'm staying tuned!
haha...
LOVE this! :)
Now that is a funny joke!
Love it!
LOL! Now that was funny! :-)
I thought id stop by your blog and say hello. And i hope your enjoying the beautiful fall weather that has begun. Richard from Amish Stories.
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